Tuesday, January 31, 2006

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING!!!!

It is Black History Month. So drop what you are doing, and only teach Black history. Now don't get me wrong. I agree that our present system does not adequately teach African American history. But giving them a month? That is condescending and ridiculous. Are we going to give Asians a month? Our history curricula almost completely ignores Chinese and Japanese civilizations. Native American history? Native American history is ignored, occasionally on purpose. Nobody wants to talk about how our "great American patriots" attempted genocide on entire nations (see: Andrew Jackson). The solution should lie more in trying to build a more holistic curriculum, not in handing out months. African American history is so integral to the full understanding of the evolution of our culture today, that relegating it to a month is insulting and absurd.

In other news, Alan Greenspan is stepping down today. One of the only people in government to be universally respected, ever. Probably because no one actually understands what he is supposed to do, or how he does it.

I have to sleep, so I am not going to say anything else.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Me-referentially absurd

Sorry I haven't posted anything in a while. I have been really busy and the few chances I have had to write, I have been working on a few other things. I have also been thinking about my last post. I have so much more to say, but I'm not really sure how to say it yet. In the mean time, I have been thinking about a few other things, as well. Most prominently, the anti-postmodernism sentiment that is rampant in fundamentalism today.

Maybe I can bring a different perspective to the table. Philosophy, as a general rule, is a study of reactionary thinking. New paradigms and philosophies arise when one worldview becomes unable to support the factual and logical realities of its time. The evolution of ideas drives philosophy the same way that technology and discovery drive science. Therefore, part of the final verdict of any philosophy is the philosophy that follows it. The new philosophy will differ most significantly in the areas of the old philosophy that it rejects.

So, what is the significance? Well, it explains this past Wednesday night service at Calvary. Dr. Oats discussed the Emergent Church. At first, I was extremely offended by his closed-minded approach and "straw man" portrayal of postmodern Christianity. But today, while I was at work, I got to thinking. Isn't that closed-mindedness and competitive self-justification part of the reason why postmodernism exists today? Honestly, what else should I have expected? I may have hoped for a more open-minded or positive portrayal, and maybe if someone had the chance to discuss it with Dr. Oats, he would be able to see it from a more balanced perspective. But in his postion right now, postmodernism seems as foreign and illogical as helio-centric astronomy. And the issues that are most vital to understanding the Emerging Church and postmodernism are the ones that he will take umbrage with first.

What does that practically mean, and how can I avoid continuing this cycle? First of all, I can't trust a philosophy. I can't trust a worldview. Society is constantly changing, and I am constantly changing. My understanding of God, nature, and myself will hopefully always be evolving. So I don't ever want to let myself get too comfortable in any philosophy. Also, it means that I need to carefully examine the areas which my current philosophy fundamentally rejects. I need to ensure that I am not rejecting them simply from a reactionary impulse, but that I am comparing them with scripture so see if they are correct.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

May God have mercy on our nation

I don't even know where to start. I am physically sickened by an article that I read in today's (Saturday's) JournalSentinel. It makes me furious. It makes me sad. It makes me wish I had never attended a Baptist church. It offends me as a Christian. It offends me as a soldier and as a veteran. It offends me as an American. It offends me as a human being.

Members of Westboro Baptist Church, of Topeka, Kansas, have held demonstrations at three funerals of Wisconsin National Guard soldiers killed in Iraq. They hold signs that say, "Thank God for dead soldiers" and "Thank God for IEDs." IED is the military acronym for Improvised Explosive Devices, or roadside bombs. IEDs are probably the greatest threat to soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. Members of WBC also "celebrated the deaths of the 12 West Virginia miners" this week. Celebrated. The article also quotes one of the protesters as saying "(God's) weapon of choice is the IED, so our forum of choice must be these soldiers' funerals." On their website, they have posted what is apparently a church bulletin/newsletter or possibly a press release. Quote, "Thank God for dead soldiers and dead vets." "Pray for more American bodies blown to smithereens by cheap home made Iraqi IEDs". And don't think that they were silent about hurricane Katrina. "Pray for more dead bodies floating on the fag-semen-rancid waters of New Orleans."

The message of this church is that America has "bought into the lie that it's ok to be gay", and that terrorism and recent natural disasters, including but not limited to Hurrican Katrina, the droughts in Oklahoma and Texas, and the mine accident in West Virginia are God's way of punishing a country of "fags" and "fag enablers". On a message statement on their website, www.godhatesfags.com, it says, "This (the war in Iraq) is the means by which God is punishing America, and nothing is going to change that fact. We're going to stay on message no matter how many talking heads churn up new ideas, polls, strategies, theories, and so forth. You don't define us; our duty to God does. Whether it's by hurricane, IED, terrorists, or other means, God is punishing this nation. He has become an active enemy fighting against America. That is our message, and we will apply the scriptures like workmen who needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth, giving it timely, topical, relevant, effective, notorious application." Their "gospel" message: "1. Repent or Perish - Any nation that condones, promotes, or protects homosexuality will be utterly destroyed by God. 2. All nations must immediately pass and enforce laws that make sodomy a CAPITAL CRIME- punishable by DEATH! This would be proof of genuine repentance! 3. All nations must cease and desist the making of laws threatening God's preachers with prison for denouncing sodomite sins." (Emphasis not mine.) Points 2 and 3, along with almost everything on the website, are accompanied by Bible references. At one point the website claims that it "is a sin not to rejoice when God executes His wrath and vengeance upon America", and that "it is a sin to pray for the good of this evil fag nation."

I am at a loss. I no longer know what I can say. I don't know how to express the pain and disgust and sadness I am feeling right now.

One of the saddest parts of their website, to me, is a video of their demonstration at the funeral of Sgt. Andrew Wallace, the demonstration that garnered the attention of the Milwaukee JournalSentinel. It is video allegedly showing how their Constitutional rights to free speech were violated by Dodge county Sheriff Todd Nehls, who allegedly punched one of the protesters. I watched the video twice, and it does not show any actual violence done by the sheriff. It also clearly shows that the officer was doing his best to keep the situation in control and staying within his rights as a law enforcement officer. But what was sad to me was that they had children with them. The video clearly shows two boys, between the ages of 5 and 9. One was dragging a flag and holding a sign that says, "Thank God for Dead Soldiers."

I still don't know what to say. Part of me wants to write a journalistic condemnation of this organization. Part of me wants to write a Biblical rebuttal to their false gospel. Part of me wants to analyze their logic and compare it to logic used in circles that I live in, but none of these articles that I want to write could express the emotion that is threatening to burst out of my veins. I want to cry, I want to vomit, I want to scream. I want the world to know that this isn't God. I want the world to know that these people are no more followers of Christ than the Branch Davidians. I want the world to know that, when He was on this earth, Christ went out of His way to reach out to those attacked and marginalized by the religious elite. He went through Samaria, and He told the Pharisees that only those without sin could cast stones. The people He ate with were hookers, lowlives, and poor people. I want the world to know that I have acquaintances and coworkers that are homosexual, and I have never been more ashamed of our nation and culture as when I was at this website. I want to beg for their forgiveness. I want to tell homosexuals in the military that I admire their courage and dedication to our country. I admire that they would join the military to serve in defense of our nation, despite the fact that they knew there would be endless abuse and harrassment. I am proud to serve beside them.

I want to be part of a culture that doesn't use religion as a weapon. As a tool to promote their own bigotries and predjudices. I want to be a part of a culture of respect and honor. And I want to be part of a world where this doesn't happen.

Friday, January 06, 2006

...another one bites the dust...

Well, another year gone. I don't really have anything else to say about that.

This is the first time I have posted since my wedding. So, to fill you guys in, wedding went pretty good, we went to Florida and the Bahamas and had lots of...fun. Then we came back to Clyman, got our digital cable, and I went back to work. Did the New Years Eve thing with friends. yadda, yadda.

Digital cable. Such a beautiful thing. The ironic thing is that, even with more than 200 channels, there still isn't anything to watch. It is all still crap. But it does give an opportunity to watch programming that was never meant to be broadcast. There are all these weird subculture shows. Like an entire network dedicated to game shows. Or soap operas.

But my personal favorite of the bizarre subculture shows is called Madden Nation. It is all about a bunch of guys who are in this tournament for people who play the Madden videogames. They travel around the country on a bus, playing tournaments every couple days. And if you lose a tournament you have to leave the bus and therefore lose the chance to win it all and get the money. It is funny because these guys are so serious about the game. They even talk about their strategy during timeouts to the camera. It is really funny. The one guy will say, "I'm going to roll Vick out to the right, and if he's in a zone I'll throw to the tight end, and if he's in man coverage, I'm going deep to the wide-out." Then it will go to the other guy, and he'll say, "I'm going to bring the blitz with both outside linebackers and run a tackle-tackle stunt." I don't think they realize it's just a video game. Itis like they are living vicariously through the playstation. Don't get me wrong--I love Madden. I love video games. But it is still pretty funny.

Anyways, not much else to say. Here's some good information to keep in mind this new year.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris invented the beard. He receives several million dollars in annual royalties from Santa Claus, Richard Dreyfuss, and Chewbacca.

Chuck Norris invented babies because he got tired of eating the same old thing.

We are all but figments of Chuck Norris's imagination.