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Dick Cheney's clay pigeon has been released from the hospital. Mr. Whittington's comment: "My family and I are deeply sorry for everything Vice President Cheney and his family have had to deal with." Yes, it's been a rough week for the Cheneys. After all, Vice President Cheney was shot in the face while hunting quail. Wait...umm....
A man from Alexandria, VA has admitted to calling in a bogus terror threat to the Department of Homeland Security. He claimed that Muslim elders had appointed him to notify authorities that an Iraqi national living in Arlington was "planning to go to California in a couple of weeks and do an attack down there." Actually, the guy he accused was dating his ex-girlfriend. See, isn't that romantic? If you want to win her back, buy some flowers, write a poem, and accuse her new flame of terrorism. Isn't there a Frank Sinatra song that starts out like that?
The state of Washington just released its economic figures from the past year. Number eight on the list of agriculturally profitable crops: marijuana. How exactly do they figure that? It's not like you report that on your tax returns.
Lyric of the undefined length of time: I made Satan sell me his soul.
A man from Alexandria, VA has admitted to calling in a bogus terror threat to the Department of Homeland Security. He claimed that Muslim elders had appointed him to notify authorities that an Iraqi national living in Arlington was "planning to go to California in a couple of weeks and do an attack down there." Actually, the guy he accused was dating his ex-girlfriend. See, isn't that romantic? If you want to win her back, buy some flowers, write a poem, and accuse her new flame of terrorism. Isn't there a Frank Sinatra song that starts out like that?
The state of Washington just released its economic figures from the past year. Number eight on the list of agriculturally profitable crops: marijuana. How exactly do they figure that? It's not like you report that on your tax returns.
Lyric of the undefined length of time: I made Satan sell me his soul.
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